Most of you who frequent this site will, no doubt, have already heard most of the tales from the following link but still, I thought it might provide a bit of entertainment to pass the time whilst it rains (again).
I'm not sure if it'll go straight to the right page but I'm sure the majority of you know what letter MZ begins with, and if not, there's a clue somewhere within this paragraph...
So, here it is-:
http://www.realclassic.co.uk/profiles.html#mm
Enjoy.